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July 18, 2006
DLA Board Meeting
At a board meeting of DLA (Delay) the Department of Libraries and Archives the Chair Lord Ginger Nut of Television asked if there any figures to look at
Mr Custard Cream OBE, on behalf of the management, replied that there were not
Lord Ginger Nut thanked him for that clear answer and asked if Mr Custard Cream felt that the board should be concerned about recent reports of the closure of the public library service
Mr Custard Cream said that there was no need to be concerned and any statements made by the press that might detract from the glorious role of DLA should be met with a Dead Bat (which is a cricketing expression).The Chief Executive reminded everyone that he was recruiting a further 3,000 staff for his office. "This is only the beginning" he said.
The Chairman invited everyone to enjoy the biscuits said that was the end of the meeting.
Posted by Tim Coates at July 18, 2006 9:39 PM