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June 16, 2006
Rumours
Normally Ministers are accompanied by Civil servants from their ministry. I have noticed that Mr Woolly Jumper travels either with Miss Bo Peep (OBE) of the Knitting Agency or Mr Custard Cream from Delay (the Department of Libraries and Archives). Perhaps Mr Woolly Jumper is already no longer the Minister and this is all make believe.
Also Mr Jumper has started accusing the country of wishing to nationalise libraries. I can only ever recall Mr Batt of the DLA calling for a national agency to run libraries. (Mr Grimsdyke, who likes cricket, says he handles everything like a Dead Batt)
Perhaps Mr Jumper and Mr Batt have already fallen on their knitting needles; so to say. But that would be just a rumour or two.
Posted by Perkins at June 16, 2006 8:02 AM